yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Still dying that you shit outside
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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