thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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