8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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