3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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