just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
