Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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