I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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