i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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