I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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