youre lurking in front of me
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Who died my cat blue again?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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