My cat gives me a boner
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.