Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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