Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
