As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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