i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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