Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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