My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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