Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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