I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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