i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
that may or may not have been my penis.
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