Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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