singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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