Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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