OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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