my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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