I want to stick my p in your. b.
My friends, they love my intelligence
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I pour the whiskey from now on
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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