its not stalking. its research.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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