i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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