Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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