I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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