Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
