So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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