I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
