she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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