No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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