dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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