how can u be prego again
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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