would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize