Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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