I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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