It's just like the Real World with babies
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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