I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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