It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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