no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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