I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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