i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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