it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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