Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
her vagine was all disorganized.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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