; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
