No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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