i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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