I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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