Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
"it" just moved
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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