No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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