And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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